Next time you think to yourself that where we live sucks, or that we may not be totally “free,” just be glad we don’t live in Pakistan, or UAE - and if you do and are reading this, I feel your pain.

Pakistan has decided to block access to YouTube because those pesky Danish cartoons that poked fun at their prophet can be found lurking.

UAE is blocking users’ path to FaceBook and MySpace because apparently they are just too darn fun. These sitesapparently degrade the morals, ethics and values of good Muslim kids. If they only knew how many Muslims from those countries that regularly cruised BigJock.com!

To once again quote that great fence-mender, Rodney King, “Can’t we all just get along?”

Another season of American Idol means new dirt. Each season has been touched by one or more of the wannabe stars having a past life.

Mario Vasquez left 2 seasons back after he allegedly cornered an Idol staffer, and showed him HIS staff. His album bombed, and is found in the Bargain Bin at a CD store near you. There was the stripper, the topless pictures last season, as well as the car-thief twins.

This season we have the gay stripper, David Hernandez, who gave lap dances in Phoenix for a few years. Not illegal by any stretch, but will AI let him continue? Will America vote for him now because of this - or will America vote for him BECAUSE of this!

Now, Tmz.com is also reporting that Danny Noriega, is a disturbed kid. He went off in his MySpace profile about Christmas.

I think it’s pretty clear that both Danny and David are BigJock.com material, if you get my drift - and if either would care to stop on by and sign up - heck even post some streaming video, drop me a line. I am sure once your run is over on the show you may need a place to show your wares.