OK, granted, this is THE Trump, but my goodness!

When I checked in, sitting in the little envelope was a $50 coupon for the salon/spa good for a discount on a massage or facial.

I figured times are tough, so maybe they are giving away the services to keep people employed. Uhh….no.

The classic Trum Massage is $150 for 60 minutes, and if you want that ever-so-popular Thai Herbal Massage, you’ll need to fork over $230! And if you want to go whole-hog, grab the 90-minute Calming Sapphires Massage for $275!

Facials start at $150 for fellas, but the ultra-deluxe Kate Somerville (who?) will set you back $250 for an hour.

If I am forking out 2 bills for a massage, something happy better be happening in the last five minutes!